Meet the Residents
Every great retreat has its characters. Ours simply happen to be a little more memorable. Meet the faces behind the tea, the gossip, the organised chaos and the wonderfully questionable decision-making
Grayson
The calm, impeccably dressed butler who keeps the retreat running with quiet efficiency. Whether welcoming guests or restoring order after Rab’s latest gossip, Grayson always seems to be one step ahead
The Cat
Every great retreat has a manager. Ours has a cat. From supervising afternoon naps to silently judging your life choices, The cat rules with elegance, impeccable timing and the occasional slow blink. Behave yourself… you are in they’re house now.
Robert Rab the Gab McSQuawk
Meet the Retreat’s resident gossip correspondent Robert “Rab the Gab” Squawk welcomes every guest with enthusiasm, shares stories whether you ask or not, and firmly believes every good cup of tea deserves an even better conversation. Life is simply more entertaining when Rab is around.
Hector Porridge
Meet the Highlands’ most enthusiastic detective. Hector Porridge is always first on the scene, armed with endless optimism and a talent for overlooking the obvious. Luckily, every great mystery at the retreat has a habit of solving itself… with a little help from Grayson.
Dougal McShoogal
Meet the Retreats chief happiness officer. Dougal McShoogal takes his responsibilities very seriously, greeting every guest with boundless enthusiasm, accepting belly rubs as official payment and ensuring no biscuit ever goes to waste. His mission is simple: make every visitor leave with a smile.
The Scunnered Lady
Meet the wonderfully mysterious Lady behind the Retreat. Equal parts wise, witty and delightfully scunnered, she’s created a place where laughter is encouraged, imperfections are celebrated and nobody has to pretend to have life completely under control.
